Night/cab/s in Lisbon

Dark Eyes, wiry beard, open Smile - the funniest Uber driver I could have ever met. He was so cute how he just began chatting away about his daily and weekly routes. I told him that I am sometimes a bit wary of nightdrives, as I am scared to be just stopped and raped. Well I left out the raping part, but how baffled I was when he told me about his crazy drives, that actually go down much differently... from his perspective. Crazy wild women throwing themselves left and right on "innocent" uber drivers who just want to finish their nightshift. Well I guess not only women are scared of sexual assualt but men are scared of being accused of assault. How one women spilled water on the heated back seats and set the car on fire...how women get in the car undress thinking there are already home? How big boobed ladies get in the car and ask him to stop the car to fuck...how a woman was just put in the car and shipped of like cargo to her home and refuse to wake up when she was finally home...resulting in spectators calling the police as they suspected funny business. This definitely finished my night on a quirky note...I guess I am not the only one who is afraid of the night...it seems like the drivers themselves are frightened to show up for their service.